25.1.09

Mitosis

This reminds me of a joke. What did the virus tell the bacteria? "You're big but not two" The bacteria divided! C'mon! Mitosis! When you have to explain the joke it is not funny anymore.

18.1.09

Wait for the bell

That's all. Pack and wait for the bell.
Trrriimm
End of school day?
Nope. PE lesson.

11.1.09

Stop copying

The deoxiribonucleic acid unwinds... stop copying and pay attention... so it starts replicating. Any question?
Didn't understand anything. Can you repeat?

6.1.09

Don't wanna


Don't wanna go to school!
Oh, Dear! You'll love the new school!
What if the kids don't like me?
They will. You're smart, you're funny... and you're a wonderful teacher.
Ok...


Não quero ir pra escola hoje!
Ah, querido. Você vai amar a nova escola!
Mas e se os meninos não gostarem de mim?
Claro que vão! Você é legal, inteligente... e você é um professor excelente!
Ok...

1.1.09

Mitochondria

Blah, blah, blah, mitochondria, blah, blah, blah, chloroplast, blah, blah

 Blah, blah, blah, mitocôndria, blah, blah, blah, cloroplasto, blah, blah