Flowers

I brought you flowers...
Ohhh...
Now let's cut them open for the botanic lesson!
For a second I thought he was being nice...
Petal me, sepal me not, stamen me...

Alienation

You all watch too much television! Students' alienation is all TV's fault!
Triiiim...
Honey, don't you have those reports to finish marking?
Just a few more minutes, please?

Full of teachers

Can you imagine a bus full of teachers?
Boooriiing... boring.
The wheels on the bus go round and round...
Hey! Who knows Macarena?

Teachers meeting

Hey, where are the teachers going?
Teachers meeting, conference... whatever.
Really? They meet? I though they lived here!
Haha, hohoho, uhu, eeeeee.