27.12.09

My kid

It's holiday! Time for resting, taking a break from those noisy kids...
Now, how do I get rid of my kid?

20.12.09

Games

It's the last week before holyday...
Why can't we play games?
Ok, then! I know a game...
Yupii!
A green-eyed woman marries a blue-eyes man. What's the chance their son to be blue-eyed?
I hate teachers' games...

13.12.09

French

So, the new French teacher, Jacques. Is he...?
No! Just because he is sensitive, delicate and cultured doesn't mean...
I was just wandering if he is married...
Ohhh... Kind of...

6.12.09

Fantastique

Jacques, there's this new place near my house... you'll love it...
Seriously? Taking the French teacher for a croissant? What a cliche...
Fantastique!

29.11.09

Birthday

Man, I found out in orkut that tomorrow is the teacher's birthay. I should give him a gift...
"I've heard that tomorrow it the teacher's birthday..."
People! Tomorrow the teacher is celebrating...
Honey, I'm home from school...
I can't believe those are more apples... your students have absolutely no creativity...

22.11.09

Colors

Your projector is mixing up all the colors.
No, it's not!
Are you joking? Are you colorblind?
As a matter of fact, I am.
Uau... may I mention this in my genetics class?
Sure!
Then, what about your parents? Do you have colorblind brothers? Sisters?
There I go... Guinea pig again!

16.11.09

I don't like

 Sorry Sir, but I don't like Biology. I like Chemistry...
Sorry Mrs, but I don't like Chemistry. I like Physics...
Sorry Sir, but I don't like Physics. I like Biology...
So, Fifi said she likes Biology?
Fifi Really said she likes Physics?
And she said she likes Chemistry?

1.11.09

German 1

Sir, can you help me with this question?
Just a moment! I'm finishing my homework...
You mean, finishing to correct our homework?
Nope! My homework... Now I study german...
Hehehe! Now you remember how we feel about it...
If you make me stop, you will see...

25.10.09

More responsible

What a mess! I expected you to be more responsible...
What a mess! I expected you to be more responsible...

18.10.09

Doubt

Sir, I have a doubt. DNA is stable, right?
But RNA is unstable, right?
Sir, DNA is long, right?
Is that why RNA is smaller?
You gotta be kidding...